Urgent Reports on Matters of Limited Public Importance
The Family Ice Cream Investigation Kit
One page. Five flavors, not fifty-six.
Print it, take it with you, and issue your findings.
"I promise to try the ice cream, tell the truth, be brave about weird flavors, and never let a grown-up or Junior Correspondent tell me what tastes good. I will use my spoon wisely and my opinions loudly."
Use the official submission form. It asks for your panel name, how many tasters, and your family awards, and it takes about two minutes.
The form asks whether we may publish your findings and whether you would like to be named or kept anonymous. Results may appear in a future issue. You can also just email MonroeStreetTattler@gmail.com if you would rather.
The Commission tasted all 56 flavors at Chocolate Shoppe in one sitting. Read the complete findings. If ours seem obviously wrong to you, good.
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