Urgent Reports on Matters of Limited Public Importance

September 2026 · The Monroe Street Tattler

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A homemade ninja warrior course strung between trees in a front yard
Training grounds, Adams Street.

What appears to be a homemade miniature Ninja Warrior course has emerged on Adams Street, strung between two trees in a neighborhood front yard and complete with a swing, ropes, hanging handles and a step stool.

Sources have not confirmed whether any children at the property have formally qualified for American Ninja Warrior, though preparations appear well underway.

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