From the November 2026 issue
Case Closed

Congratulations to everyone who participated in the Great Monkey Escape, with special recognition for Andy B., who found all 38 monkeys. A completely unnecessary and extraordinary achievement. And a special honor goes to Nugget at Neuhauser Pharmacy, who earned the distinction of being the most frequently found monkey among all participants. The monkeys have been accounted for. The neighborhood may now return to normal.
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