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October 2026 · The Monroe Street Tattler

Cult Discovered on Monroe Street

Local history takes a very strange turn.

In an old home or apartment, some of the building's history is visible right away: the old trim, the strange renovation choices, the pipes that suggest someone once had a plan, or at least access to tools. Other parts are harder to uncover. That's one of the pleasures of living in an old house. You never really know what pieces of its history are going to find you.

Or knock on the door.

In this case, it was a man ringing the doorbell and asking if he could come inside and see the house.

This stranger, we quickly learned, was named David.

David told us that he had grown up in our house decades earlier. Now in his 60s, he had stopped by as he was passing through in the hopes to see his childhood home.

David knew enough about the house to establish that he was either telling the truth or had committed himself to an extremely specific form of fraud. He remembered layouts and house quirks. Which felt validating enough.

So we invited him in.

We explored the house while he told us what he remembered, including that his family had somehow gotten a full-sized pool table down the narrow basement stairs. We're still not sure how they pulled that off.

Then while walking around the house, David casually mentioned the monkey. "Oh yeah, and that's where the monkey was."

"I'm sorry what, what?" I said, confirming I heard him correctly.

One Saturday morning, when David thought he was perhaps 8, he glanced out the sunroom window. To his complete surprise, there was a monkey a few feet from his face looking back at him. It was just sitting in the tree, making eye contact. He knew the story sounded wild. A monkey had appeared outside his window. He saw it. The monkey saw him.

This is the kind of information you receive politely. But your mind quickly replays the seemingly insufficient front door vetting from an hour earlier.

David had a theory about how the monkey got there, but corroborating it meant some investigative journalism and a trip through Wisconsin Historical Society records. Finally, we assumed, this would be our chance to pull microfiche. It took one simple website search.

In August 1960, Madison experienced a primate jailbreak. Thirty-eight monkeys escaped from the Vilas Zoo. Most were recaptured quickly. Others made their way into the surrounding area, including trees outside ordinary Madison homes. And amazingly, the last monkeys were not captured until December 5.

For four months, Madison had an unresolved monkey situation.

This childhood memory was not merely a family legend. It appears to be one small piece of real Madison history. He should have led with this story on our home tour. Or perhaps he was right to save it for the end of his visit.

For many houses, this would be the strangest visitor story.

Ours had another appointment on the calendar.

During the Monroe Street reconstruction, when the sidewalk and a good stretch of road disappeared for a season, the neighborhood developed a kind of improvised circulation system. Pedestrians, commuters, and the occasional confused cyclist began taking whatever routes made sense in the moment. This sometimes meant cutting across front yards with the quiet confidence of people who had temporarily believed that all land was public infrastructure for them to use.

One afternoon just after construction wrapped, while the memory of that collective boundary confusion was still fresh, an absolutely stuffed vanload of people climbed out of a white 15-passenger van in front of our house.

They were an eclectic group of varying ages, the kind you try to place in a category: a neighbor's relatives, contractors, a wrong turn from campus.

We went back to whatever we were doing inside the house, until the volume of conversation outside made me look a second time.

The vanload of strangers was now in the front yard, feet from the window.

They had not knocked. They did not appear to be lost. Quirky things happen when you live near campus, so I chalked it up to that.

But then after a bit of time, they just stayed. So now this created a category problem. They were not visitors, because visitors knock. And they were not passersby, because passersby keep passing by.

While I watched them, trying to decide whether I should go outside and greet all 50 of them, they arranged themselves in front of the house and began posing for photos. Then after several pictures, they climbed back into the van and drove off.

It is a perfectly nice house, but not the sort of place a vanload of strangers would normally stop to commemorate.

Later that evening while still trying to make sense of it, I mentioned the daily happenings to a neighbor, who I learned had also seen them.

"Oh my GOD," she said. "That was the cult that used to live in your house!"

Truly, a perfect neighbor sentence.

I suppose this answered my underlying question about the visitors. Unfortunately, it created several more.

For reasons I cannot explain, I stood there and asked no follow-up questions.

Instead, the sentence simply joined the house's growing history, which we are still unpacking.

Maybe that's the nature of living in an old house or building. You don't get the whole story. You get fragments. Most of the house's life remains unknown. But every once in a while, a piece of it finds its way back to the door.

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